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SMS Of The Day - Here you will find all the previous SMS(s) posted by me as SMS of the day. I will try to post atleast one SMS in a day for my all dear friends and visitors, this is just an effort to keep my visitors/friends smiling.
- Teacher: Nisar, tum kab paida hue the?
Nisaar: Jawan janemanm haseen dilruba, mile do dil jawan,
"Nisaar Ho Gaya".....
- compare CHOCOLATE n a KISS...
1. Both r SWEET at any TIME
2. Melt SLOWLY
3. sharing IMPOSSIBLE
4. More enjoable when NO one is WATCHING...
- Always take extra care of 3 things in life
1. Trust
2. Promise
3. Relation
B'coz they dont make noise when they break...!
NOW DONT TRY TO LISTEN IT...GAME OVER.
- A famous saying...
"One can cross an ocean without wetting his legs
but cannot cross his Friedship, Love and Life
without wetting his eyes....!"
- Jiski stupid batein bhi lagti ho cute,
sacha lagta ho jiska har jhuth,
jiske 7 ladte hue bhi aa jaye smile :)
yahi hai sache DOST ka style.
- Some English Shayari...
The janaza of mehbub,
nikla from the gali of mehbuba,
with lots of zor o shor,
The mehbuba jhanki from the door and boli mar gaya hramkhor...
- Love so hard that
even sorrow smiles at you!
Live life so well that
even death loves to see you live!
Fight so hard that even fate accept its defeat...
- Remember me like a pressed flower in ur book...
It may be old and will not have new fragrance
but will remind u of my existence forever in ur life.
- S-sets u free
M-makes u special
I-increases ur face value
L-lifts up ur spirits
E-erases all ur tensions
so "KEEP SMILING"
- Dil ke dardko jubape mat lana,
apni ankhose ansu mat bahana,
jakham chahe kitne bhi gahare ho,
"DETTOL" k siva kuch mat lagana...
- Isse pahle holi ki sham ho jaye,
Badhaiyo ka silsila aam ho jaye,
Bheed me shamil hamara naam ho jaye,
Kyu na holi ki abhi se RAM-RAM ho jaye....Happy Holi
- Khana pina - RANG UDANA,
Es rang ki DHUND me hame na bhulana,
Geet Gao Khusiya manao,
Bolo Mithi boli hamari tarfse aapko
very very "Happy Holi"
- Girl-Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy-OK!But I'm not ur brother, My father never fu***d ur mom.
Girl-True...But my father did!
Moral: Dont be oversmart.
- Dont look 4 a good face,
it will turn old 1 day,
Dont look 4 good skin,
it will wrinkle 1 day,
But look 4 a ROYAL HEART that will miss u every day :)
- Why do we fall in luv?
Experience ki kami..
Why do we break off lub?
Patience ki kami..
Then why do we want to fall in luv again??
Dimaag ki kami!
- Difficulties in ur life do not cum 2 destroy u
But 2 help u realise ur hidden potential.
Let difficulties know that
YOU ARE DIFFICULT!
- Bikhre ashko k moti hum piro na sake,
uski yaad me sari raat so na sake,
Bah na jaye aasu me tasvir uski,
Bas yehi soch kar hum ro bhi na sake!
- Zameen k har zarre ko aftab kar denge,
gulsan k har phool ko gulab kar denge,
1 pal bhi na reh sakoge hamare bina,
hum tumhari adat itni kharab kar denge!
- Raja aur Rani me taye hua ki baat ab mobile se nahi kabutar k jariye hogi.
1 din Rani ne bina khat ke kabutar uda diya.
Raja bola "Yeh kya?"
Rani boli "Miss call"!
- Beauty is AGEless,
Luv is BOUNDless,
Heartbeats r COUNTless,
and a FRIEND like U is HOPEless,
Oops!
SHAMEless, sorry...USEless,
xtremly sorry PRICELESS
- A blind person asked Swami Vivekanand:
"Can there b anything worse than losing ey sight?"
He replied: "Yes losing your Vision"
- Hichkiya dilakar ye kaisi ulzan badha rahe ho
Door rahkar milne ki aas dila rahe ho
Bas-Itna-Bata do yaad kar rahe ho,
Ke galee de rahe ho!
- Yesterday whole night
I was thinking about only U :-)
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.
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Now I m thinking of V.
- No shadows 2 depress u,
only joys 2 surround u,
many friends 2 luv u,
God himselff 2 bless u...
These r my wishes 4 u....
4 2day, 2morrow n everyday.
- Frnds is 1 who
(F)ind u in a
(R)ush of people
(I)nspires u 2 do something in life, catch ur
(E)motion and
(N)ever leaves u till
(D)eath...
- Subah utho closeup karo - nahao
phir mera photo laga ke
uske samne dono haath jod ke zor se gao
"tujhe bhool jana jana mumkin nahi
tu yaad na aaye aisa koi din nahi..."
- Just 3 steps 2 End ur Tensions
CTRL + ALT + DEL
1. Control urself
2. Look for Alternative solution
3. Delete the tense situation
- Friendship is a little more truth and a little less lie,
a little more We and a little less I,
a little more LAUGH and a little less cry,
Friendship is simply U and I.
- Books says "Read me",
Money says "Earn me",
Time says "Plan me",
Flowers says "Love me",
SMS says "Send me",
I say "Remember me".
- Life never leaves u empty,
It always replaces everything U lost,
If it asks U 2 put smething down,
Its coz it Wnts U 2 pickup smething Greater...
- Kash aap bakri hote,
Hum aapko ghass khilate aur pyar se apke kaan hilate aur puchate,
Pagal kaun?
Tum ya Main?
Aur tum pyar se bolte "Main Main"
- Jiski 1 smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiski style ka nahi hai koi jawab,
wo aap nahi hum hai Janaab...!
- Night is a nice gift
so open the gift by closing ur eyes,
U will c the another world waiting for u,
Enjoy it with sweet dreams.
- Teacher: Bachon kasam khao kabhi Sharab,Cigrte,Ladki inko nahi chuoge,
aur desh ke liye jan doge!
Bache: de denge sir, aisi jindgi jikar kya karenge.
- Gujre hua lamhe hum yaad karte hai hain,
Apki salamati ki hamesa fariyaad karte hain,
N mila hai n milega aap jaisa,
Isliye apni kismat par naaj karte hain.
- FRIENDS are like street lights along the road,
they dont make the distance any shorter,
but they light up the path,
and make the walk worthwhile
- Thought for the day:-
Alchohol may not be the answer but
it helps you
- Meethe gud main mil gaya til,
Udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur har din shanti aap ke liye,
Happy Makar Sankranti....
- Dear, this is a chocolate message
for a Dairy milk person
from a 5Star friend
for a Melody reason
at a Kitkat time
on a Munch day
in a Peark mood to say Happy New Year.
- Swarglok se Indra,
Vaikunth se Vishnu,
Kailash se Mahadev,
Brahmloc se Brahma,
aur Prithvi se swayam "Hum",
Apko Happy New Year wish karte hai.
- Bhul jao bite hue kal ko,
Dil me basao aane wale pal ko,
Muskarao chahe jo bhi ho pal,
Khushiya lekar ayega aane wal pal.
"Happy New Year 2008"
- Believe where others doubt...
Work where others refuse...
Save where others waste...
Stay where others quit...
DARE 2 B DIFFERENT
- Bhejkar SMS dil se yaad kiya,,,
fir na kahanaapko bhila diya,,,
ab na koibahana hoga,,,
dekhkar msg hamara apko muskurana hi hoga :)
- wen things go wrong,
wen sadness fills ur heart,
wen tears flow in ur eyes,
always say these 5 magical words,
Eh Ganpat Chal Daru la!
- some relations does not happen by a plan nor happen for a reason.
but when it is true,
it becomes a plan for life and reason to live...!
- Even if things are not as desired by us,
Worry wont help to make them better,
Our confidence will be d only source of strength 2 Make thm better.
- karoge yaad to har baat yaad ayegi.
Suhane waqt ki har mulaqat yaad aayegi.
Talash karoge humse behatar dost ki,
to Nigah dur jakar wapas hamari taraf laut aayegi.
- Biscuitwala's love letter: dear marie,today is goodday.
U have krack jacked my little heart.
Now I am in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play hide n seek.
Tumhara tiger.
- Kahte hai ki jab koi kisiko bahut yaad karta hai to ek tara toot ke girta hai
Ek din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur Ilzam hamare sar aayga.
- one of the best message I ever read
"Hathon ki lakiron par kabhi vhisvas na karna kyunki tagdir to umki bhi hoti hai jinke hath nahi hote""
- Life ends when U stop dreaming
Hope ends when U stop believing &
Love ends when U stop caring
So dream, hope & Love makes...
Life beautiful
- Zindagi ki aasli udan aabhi baaki hai,
Aap ke Irado ka imtihaan aabhi baaki hai
Aabhi to naapi hai muthi bhar zameen,
Aage aabhi saara aasmaan baaki hai
- Si**hi: Bhagwan to mujhe 100Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga.
Thodi dur par use 50Rs mil gaye
Si**hi: Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi, "PAHALE HI KAT LIYE"
- Asmaan me Tum ho,
Paani me Tum ho,
Zameen pe Tum ho,
Hawa me Tum ho,
Dil me Tum ho,
Dettol wali aunty thik hi kahti hai,
Kitanu har jagah hote hai.
- Reason bhind sendng SMS?
'Rast' hai dil ki "Baat' batane ka
'Zariya' hai 'Yaad' apni dilane ka
'Sathi' hai 'Doori' ko bhulane ka
'Tarika' hai 'Rishta' nibhane ka.
- Zindagi ki raah mushkil hain to kiya huaa.
Thoda sa tum chalo,thoda sa main...
phir Rikshaa kar lenge..
- Waqt kahta hai phir na aaunga,
teri ankhoko ab na rulaunga,
jeena hai to is pal ko jeelo,
shayad kal tak main na ruk paunga...
- wife: woh samne sharabi dekh rahe ho? 20 saal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha aur woh aaj tak pi raha hai...
husband: itni Lambi celebration!
- Smooth roads nvr make gud drivers,
problem free life nvr makes a strong person,
Hv tough, but winning day ahead,
Dont ask life 'Why me?',
Instead say 'Try me!'
- We grow old filled with regrets...
for things not done
for words not said
for love not shown
Life's too short
So do what makes U happy 4ever!
- **DOSTI** kaho to do laphj,
Mano to bandagi,
Socho to gahara sagar,
Dubo to jindagi,
Karo to assan,
Nibhao to mushkil,
Bikhare to sara jamana,
Simte to sirf 'Tum'
- Gam me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jaata.
pani se lehro ko hataya nahi jaata,
Honewale ho jaate hai khud hi dilse apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jaata.
- Sharab 1 bimari hai,
jo samaaj ko barbaad kar rahi hai.
Aa milke is bimari ko khatamkare.
I bottle tum khatam karo 1 him kare. "Cheers"
- my friend asked me
"For How Long Will U and I Both Be Friends??"
...I remained silent because I did not know which one is longer
..."Always or Forever"
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